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Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	1407
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8314	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ores Mined:	8063

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Emeralds Found:	8596

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mines Excavated:	2882	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	46136	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	125
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39