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CraftyLingo Minecraft Server

communication boundaries, communication norms, coworker relationships, CraftyLingo, cultural background, cultural sensitivity, diversity awareness, language at work, Language Choice, language preference, Language Use, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, office etiquette, professional conduct, Server, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace interactions, workplace language, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of feeling like you’re in a foreign country when you’re actually at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone speaks English, no matter what their native language is!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream office cubicle without worrying about awkward language barriers. No more elevator rides filled with conversations you can’t understand – on our server, everyone speaks the same language!

Don’t be the odd one out in a sea of foreign words – join our server and embrace the universal language of Minecraft. Who knew virtual blocks could bring people together in such a hilarious way?

MaldivesDebtShowdown

$700 debt, awkward situations, christmas present, Communication Issues, confronting uncle, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, financial favor, financial stress, financial struggles, holiday tension, Maldives vacation, MaldivesDebtShowdown, personal boundaries, repayment reminder, trust issues, unexpected confrontation, unpaid debts

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to uncles who conveniently forget to pay you back. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Forget about awkward Christmas dinners where secrets are revealed and tensions run high. On our server, the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic loot and the only tension you’ll feel is during an intense PvP battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family debt disputes.

NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Votes:	2531	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3127
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2023
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	692	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	5345	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	28540
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	6501
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ores Mined:	9968	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	3432
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3