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FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

Server anarchy minecraft

Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8743	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8672	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	6947

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Animals Bred:	155	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2073	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1