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Players: 108/300 Votes: 4295
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Villages Defended: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?

Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.

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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9629
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4128 Ores Mined: 8670
    Emeralds Found: 5032 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Magic Items Found: 3588
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4855
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 424
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4825
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2361
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Votes: 4464 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5244
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1421
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 6375
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 38429 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2145
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

    zipmine.aternos.me

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1657
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ores Mined: 1023 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crops Grown: 8305 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9914
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5510
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2781
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Zombie Dances: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7194
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8113
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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