NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	2041
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	220883
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Community, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, wipe

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	47518	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!

auction houses, ceos, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Currency, Department, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Perks, Plugins, Ranking, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, SpongeCraft, Survival, trolling, villagers

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is SpongeCraft?	SpongeCraft is a server with Towny and Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.
What are the rules?	No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. Keep it PG-13.
How do I join events?	Events are hosted regularly with in-game prizes and sometimes even gift cards. Watch for announcements in the discord.
Can I keep my inventory?	Keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if enabled.
How can I acquire cosmetics?	Many fun cosmetics can be acquired without purchasing through various means in-game.

For more information, visit the server website. Join our Discord and check out our Dynmap for live updates.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Honkai: Star Rail General Minecraft Server

1930, 2.5 Preview, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, Minecraft, October 11, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Serverliul, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, ulliHonkai, UTC+8, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of madness.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle? Go for it. Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special in-game item that will make all your friends jealous. Trust us, it’s so epic that even Notch himself would be impressed. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, you never know what might happen next. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	3985
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	715	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExCrazeYellerCraft

accent, aita, alcohol, Apology, brother, crazy, Drunk, ENGAGEMENT, ex, ExCrazeYellerCraft, fragile, Girlfriend, Jerk, Language, Nightmare, Party, Pregnancy, rejection, Sensitive, Therapy, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

$50 billion, Blockbucks, crisis management., diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic assistance, EU sanctions, european politics, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, G7 loan package, geopolitical issues, Hungary, Hungary blocks, international relations, loan package, Minecraft, political deadlock, sanctions changes, Server, Ukraine, veto power

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyPolitico2021

allegations, book release, Claims, Communication, controversial, CraftyPolitico2021, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign policy, international relations, Meetings, new book, phone calls, Politics, presidential conversations, putin, russia, talks, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1109

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UK Independence Day Supplier

british culture, celebration, cultural events, Day, Festivities, fireworks, Flag, Global influence, Government, historical significance, INDEPENDENCE, Independence days, largest supplier, Monarchy, national holiday, national pride, parades, patriotism, supplier, Traditions, uk, United Kingdom, world

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.