NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Oh Look Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7674	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VibeKillerMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

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So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

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Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

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https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

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Server Name	WakeMC
Version	1.21
Server Location	Australia

Overview:

A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

Features:

McMMO
Upgradable Spawners
Player Market
Jobs
Free Ranks
Land Claim
Crates (Free)
Player Warps
Auction House
Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
Custom Enchants (250+)
Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
Resource World (Resets Weekly)
Separate Creative World
Cosmetics
Discord
Bluemap

Ranks:

All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

FAQ:

1. How do I claim land?

We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

2. How do jobs work?

Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

3. What is McMMO?

Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

4. How do I upgrade spawners?

You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

6. What is the resource world?

We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

7. Is there a creative server?

Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

8. Are there giveaways?

Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

9. What are the server IPs?

Survival: play.wakemc.net

Creative: creative.wakemc.net

10. What is the website?

Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

11. What is Bluemap?

Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	6191
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1333	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4