Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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