Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Potions Brewed: 184 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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