Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
New Chunks Explored: 794001 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Potions Brewed: 105

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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