join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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