join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Divine Spears Created: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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