join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 910
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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