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CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	7	Potions Brewed:	79

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	282240	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	380	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	190	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	1529
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7