NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hype Slayer’s Minecraft Madness

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Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft was all the rage and everyone was building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, we found the secret to bringing back that hype and it’s all on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper Unicorn, whose explosions are filled with glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rediscover the hype of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7711	Ores Mined:	4936
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	157	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Murderous Minecraft Mayhem: Where watching videos is just part of the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mines Excavated:	1811
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2