NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Enchantments Applied:	273
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ores Mined:	2332	Mines Excavated:	2924
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	7427	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	293	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7784
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3493
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4091
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	370
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2