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NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dimension Hops:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	6221

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5501	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1676	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4617
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23