Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!
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A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!
Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.
Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!
Plugins
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.
Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery
Rules
Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.
Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.
But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.
So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).
But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake and defending it from an army of evil marshmallows? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your day will never be the same again.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where owning a pet rock is considered suspicious but totally legal. That’s right, we embrace the strange and unusual here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving villagers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the enchanted bacon genie.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? We got unicorns flying around, shooting rainbow lasers at creepers. And get this, our diamond armor is made from the tears of Ender Dragons. Plus, our PvP arena is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can battle zombie pigmen on lava boats.
But wait, there’s more! Our mod team consists of actual wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, sharing tips on how to build the ultimate dirt hut.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and craziness. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
OMG so like, this server is so lit that even the US is considering making a deal with Hamas to release hostages without even telling Israel! Can you imagine the drama?! Join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, even international diplomacy gone wild! Build, mine, and survive with us on this epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some political scandals)! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #HostageHavoc #NoDramaJustCrafting
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u wanna build a house made entirely of diamonds? no problem, we got u covered.
but wait, there’s more! ever heard of a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? well on this server, u can join them and show off ur sick dance moves. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to behold.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yea, it’s like winning the lottery every time u log on. so what r u waiting for? join this server now and let the fun begin! plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. yea, u heard me right, a talking llama admin. so come on down and let’s get this party started!
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Are you tired of the mundane life of adulthood? Do you feel like something is missing but can’t quite put your finger on it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the responsibilities of real life by building your dream world block by block.
On our server, not having children is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Who needs the stress of parenthood when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Plus, our community of fellow childless adults will make you feel right at home.
Forget about politics and societal expectations, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you may just find the happiness you’ve been searching for in the virtual world of Minecraft.
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Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Need a break from wedding planning drama? Build a virtual castle with your friends and let your creativity run wild.
Our server is a safe haven away from angry neighbors and police interference. No need to worry about getting your virtual party broken up here!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server. Who needs a rehearsal dinner venue when you have a virtual world to escape to?
