NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	59	Emeralds Found:	3992
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	7158	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	7956	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	5733
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GlowedUpGang

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Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2014	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1