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ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
New Chunks Explored:	46079	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6819	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3728	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5527	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

2000s music, Alternative Rock, American Idiot, billie joe armstrong, Boulevard, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Day, funny lyrics, Grammy award winning, green day, Green.., I walk alone, I work remote, iconic song, mike dirnt, music parody, music video, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, remote, remote work, rock band, tre cool, work

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ambient Energy Harvesters

alternative energy source, ambient, ambient temperature, climate change mitigation, electrical power generation, ENERGY, energy conversion, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, environmental sustainability, green energy, harvesters, heat transfer, innovative technology, organic thermoelectric device, power generation technology, renewable energy, research development, sustainable power generation, sustainable technology, temperature gradient, thermal energy, thermoelectric materials

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2