NoCoolMomAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	2386
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	8237
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	135
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.