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Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6661

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for the chance to meet Mari, the limited edition idol who can serenade you with her enchanting voice. Or maybe you prefer Sakurako, the idol who can dance circles around the competition. And let’s not forget about Mine, the welfare idol who will mine her way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in events like Serenade Promenade, where you can show off your singing skills, or Decagrammaton, where you can summon the power of the ten commandments to wreak havoc on your enemies.

And don’t miss out on our crazy content like Limit Break Assault: Chokmah, where you’ll face off against special armored foes, or Total Assault: Gregorius, where you’ll experience insane and torment like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Darkin Network

Custom Enchants, Darkin Network, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Newbies, Quests, spawner grinding, Veterans

A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

Building Skills, Castles, Cities, Collaborative projects, construction, Discord, EclipseCraft, epic buildings, friendly community, minecraft server, Original Gameplay, Parkour, player community, Pure, Resource Gathering, Spleef, supportive atmosphere, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming atmosphere

1.Pure vanilla experience:

No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

Player community:

2.Friendly community:

Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

3.Survival and construction:

Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

Adata, comparison, Computer, data transfer, Hardware, HDD, Kingston, Minecraft, NVMe, Performance, SATA, Slow, smp, Solid-state Drive, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Technology, technology upgrade, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, upgrade process

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

celebration, children, chimney, christmas, cultural icon, festive season, folklore, gift giving, global tradition, holiday, jolly old man, Magic, Minecraft, mythical figure, north, north pole, Pole, reindeer, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, Santas, Server, Sleigh, tradition, Winter

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, armageddon, desperate plea, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, final judgment, global catastrophe, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, plea for help, plea for mercy, plea for redemption, plea for salvation, plea for survival, salvation, smp, Survival, tell me why you should be saved, the world is ending, uncertain future, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MythFallen Skyblock

Adventure, Boss Battles, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, custom islands, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Economy, MCMMO, mmorpg, multiplayer, player interaction, Powerful Gear, Progression, RPG, RPG Progression, RPG server, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, World Boss Fights

Welcome to MythFallen – A New RPG Skyblock Experience! Key Features: RPG Progression: Level up your character as you gather resources, upgrade your gear, and strengthen your island. The stronger you become, the tougher the challenges you can face! Custom Mobs: Forget the vanilla mobs—MythFallen features fully custom mobs that will test your skills. From sky creatures to elemental beasts, each mob offers a new challenge. Powerful Gear & Items: Unlock unique weapons, armor, and items through progression. Defeating stronger mobs and world bosses rewards you with powerful loot to help you conquer even more dangerous foes. World Boss Fights: Team up with other players to take down massive world bosses in epic battles! These bosses require strategy, cooperation, and the right gear to defeat. Custom Islands: Build, expand, and customize your Skyblock island. Every player has the freedom to shape their island as they see fit—whether you’re designing a fortress, a farm, or an epic base. Economy & Shops: Utilize our in-game economy system to trade, buy and sell items with other players, or visit shops to get what you need for your next adventure. Friendly Community: Our server is brand new, and we’re excited to grow with you! Join a community of players who are just as eager to explore, fight, and build as you are.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Don’t Peek Minecraft Server

Anime, don’t look, dont, Entertainment, funny, funny reaction, Gaming, humor, Internet Sensation, Kronii, meme, Minecraft, Oh no Kronii, peek, popular video, reaction, reaction video, Scared, scared reaction, Server, trending video, twitch, viral video, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242

assassin business, booru, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Hotel, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, shorts, smp, Startup, youtube channel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for our 5th Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant statues of demon princesses and running small assassin businesses with our weapons specialist Moxxie.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Plus, we have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. It’s like Airbnb, but for demons!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles against bruiser Millie and her hellhound receptionist Loona. Survive each other while running a startup in Hell, because nothing says fun like demon entrepreneurship.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for demon shenanigans. See you in Hell!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698049	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mystic Lands

Active Staff, Adventure, boss fights, Buy, Challenges, claims protection, Cosmetics, Crates, custom enchantments, Economy, epic quests, exclusive perks, friendly community, gameplay enhancements, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, referral system, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Sell, Survival, Thrilling, Trade, VIP Ranks

Welcome to Mystic Lands, a Minecraft server designed for those who seek thrilling adventures, custom enchantments, and a close-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, Mystic Lands offers something for everyone. Here’s what makes us special:

+Version 1.21.1 – Always up to date with the latest features and gameplay enhancements. +Custom Enchantments – Elevate your gameplay with a wide array of enchantments, categorized as Common, Rare, Legendary, and Mythical. +Epic Quests & Boss Fights – Face off against challenging bosses and embark on quests that will push your skills to the limit. +Admin Shops & Player Economy – Trade, sell, and buy resources through admin shops or create your own player shops! +Crates & Rewards – Unlock powerful rewards through crates and our unique referral system. VIP Ranks – Gain exclusive perks with our custom VIP rank system, from cool cosmetics to game-enhancing abilities. +Claims & Protection – Protect your builds and create thriving communities with our UltimateClaims plugin. +Lag-Free Experience – Enjoy smooth gameplay with top-notch performance and optimizations. +Active Staff & Friendly Community[/b] – Our staff is dedicated to ensuring a fun and fair experience for everyone.

Join us now and become part of the growing Mystic Lands family! Your adventure awaits—will you answer the call?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tales Of Panem

Arrival, Coal Mines, Creative, District 12, Economy, herbal medicines, Houses, Hunger Games, Join, landmarks, mc.talesofpanem.com, merchant, Minecraft, Panem, Roleplay, RPG, Seam, Server, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness

Tales of Panem is a Minecraft Hunger Games RPG server that immerses you in the world of Panem. The server launches with the 10th Hunger Games, followed by the release of District 12! Live the life of a true citizen—enter the coal mines, craft powerful herbal medicines, and brave the dangerous wilderness beyond the fence to hunt. Own your own shop, rent houses, and explore iconic landmarks, including the Merchant section, Seam and much more. We await your arrival. Join us at mc.talesofpanem.com!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragonball Minecraft Server

Androids, Anime, BULMA, Cell, Dragonball, Dragonball GT, dragonball super, dragonball z, Frieza, frieza saga, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Manga, Minecraft, Piccolo, Saiyan, Server, Shenron, taking over, tournament of power, Vegeta

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because DRAGONBALL is taking over! That’s right, Goku and the gang have invaded Minecraft and they’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Dragon Ball characters and take on enemies in intense battles. Want to fly around like a Super Saiyan? No problem, we’ve got custom plugins that let you soar through the skies and unleash powerful attacks on your foes.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got a Dragon Ball-themed survival mode where you can gather resources, build your own base, and defend it against other players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even hunt down the legendary Dragon Balls scattered across the map and make a wish for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Dragon Ball Minecraft adventure! Just watch out for Frieza, he’s been griefing bases with his Death Ball attack…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

Boots, Bucks, Chris Daniels, competitors, dimeless matches, double-Vince, Entertainment, EVPS, full, full time competitors, gms, heel, Minecraft, on-screen characters, Ratings, retiré, Retirement, segments, smp, storylines, tag team, Time, Tony, wrestling, ybs

Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1