No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3131	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	868231
Players Killed by Monsters:	2408	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Love Letters Sent:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3403	Ores Mined:	2567
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.