No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	725801	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6234
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magic Items Found:	2691	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9254
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.