Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Magical Moments Shared: 15
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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