Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Falling into the Void: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 473839
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Gods Slained: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 346
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Emeralds Found: 5374 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Dimension Hops: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1834
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 162
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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