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BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	4192
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	6849	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5801	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2750	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1273	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Votes:	5145
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Emeralds Found:	8979	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4891
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	3015
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	871048
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	937

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Players:	105/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crops Grown:	5615	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6