NewMomNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Void Gems Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	164	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Farms Harvested:	723

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	177
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Crops Grown:	2002
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4934	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8983
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	8930
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	48537
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	159	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2