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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4219

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	5874
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	940	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7809

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8654
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7646	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8604
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Items Found:	3963	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	1288
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3