Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ores Mined: 4766
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BoatBlockerZ

    BoatBlockerZ
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Ores Mined: 9532 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpyCraftMC

    SpyCraftMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

    LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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    ▒ ➥ Clans

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    Our IP: tk.liovimc.ru

    Our website: https://shop.liovimc.ru/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

    TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4
    TrueOG Network Overview:
    Server Version: Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients: Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
    Server IPs (No Whitelist):
    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
    Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
    Q: Are there any upcoming updates? A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
    Q: What is TrueOG SMP? A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
    Q: Can I get involved in the community? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
    Q: Are there different worlds on the server? A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
    Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames? A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
    Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game? A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

    Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

    Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

    Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MissYouNotTaken

    MissYouNotTaken
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 447 Emeralds Found: 7606
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

    CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
    Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

    So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Towns Built: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 1161
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Villages Defended: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2722 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 83 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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