Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 5527
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3138
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Enchantments Applied: 52
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 6389
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1922
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Villages Defended: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Emeralds Found: 8293
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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