Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magic Items Found: 1040
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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