Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
