Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 141 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.
Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1123 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 |
| Crops Grown: | 1891 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
