Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!
Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!
And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!
Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4303 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1731 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
