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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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