come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 491217 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4481 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ores Mined: 7028
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 696 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1340
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5938 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 156217 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Crops Grown: 6878

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5037 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 200 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Emeralds Found: 4264

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8799 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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