come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Mines Excavated: 2737
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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