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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Crops Grown: 4932 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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