come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 7219 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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