haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8031
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1776 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 278607

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 187 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Crops Grown: 6865 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 New Chunks Explored: 209429
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4829 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 New Chunks Explored: 89540
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 70

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Potions Brewed: 54
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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