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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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