haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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