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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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