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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Secret Passages Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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