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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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