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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Buildings Constructed: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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