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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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