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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Animals Bred: 33 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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