join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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