join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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